All's Fair in Love and War Rooms

The Liberal Party, in the wake of the unveiling of the new Conservative Party National Campaign War Room and the launch of a new wave of TV ads, has declared an "electoral urgency" and is now scrambling to find candidates for all 308 ridings across Canada.


Having stated that the new ads are a signal of a looming election, Liberal leader Stephane Dion can only be wiping the bits of yolk and shell off of his face after rally-crying last week, "We are ready. We are ready. We are ready" (also, to the chagrin of a senior Lib who admitted that they are "so not ready"). While the Liberal Party, being out fundraised 2:1 by the Tories, frantically throws its election machine into reverse gear, the Conservatives insist that they don't want an election.

A leery Dion (shown left wooing possible candidates) is not buying any of it. Dion is ready to counter anything the governing party throws at him with the power of YouTube.com and his army of angry bees lost without power and entitlement Liberal Bloggers.



In fact, the Dion Liberals are about to unveil their own War Room, replete with office furniture, computers and, yes, even chairs.

Yes, I know, "That's unfair."