Saturday, October 07, 2006

Weekend Warriors Work The Ward

The doorbell rang shortly after one p.m. On a warm, sunny, weekend afternoon I suspected one of two things; either a solicitor for some natural gas conversion scam or a municipal canvasser for the November 13th election.... or, what I most loathe, one of those kids that come around selling chunks of wax they call candles, stale biscuits, tubs of cookie dough and cheesey home decorations. I find it most ironic that their motivational line is that this will somehow keep kids off the streets, yet this does not stop them from ringing my doorbell at 8:30 at night.

It was, to my keen interest, a candidate for council in my ward - or, more precisely, a canvasser of his.

"Good afternoon, sir. My name is Dick and I'm canvassing on behalf of Brett Delmage. He's running for council in this ward."

Being quite politically active in all three levels of politics over the past year with John Baird's federal campaign, Lisa MacLeod's by-election in Nepean-Carleton, Terry Kilrea's aborted bid for Mayor, Dan Cowley's short run for Ward 4 and, now, Larry O'brien's Mayoral run, I was a little surprised to hear that incumbent Rick Chiarelli had an opponent this time around.

But, giving the benefit of the doubt as this could very well have happened while I was taking an afternoon nap, I listened to what Dick had to say.

"He's a fine young chap", he elaborated to exhaustive length. "I just live up the street at 1205."

"I see", was my reply. "Do you have any literature I can read?"

"No" was his response, directing my attention to his name tag that somehow validated his status as canvasser for the candidate.

"Mmm Hmmm!" A little deeper, now. "Does he have a website?"

"Yes", he responded enthusiastically, again pointing to his name tag which only referred to the candidate's name with no url details.

I thanked the man for his time and said that I would "google" his candidate. Looking well into his seventies and braving a feigned expression of understanding, I could tell this gentlemen had no clue regarding the concept of a "google". He merely asserted for a final time that his candidate was a "fine young chap".

As I sat on my front step several minutes later with a cigarette, "googling" Brett Delmage on my blackberry - to little avail, the man himself appeared on my very street.

A quick-thinking Dick spotted me and summoned the candidate over for a quick introduction.

One glance at him and I quickly placed myself in Dick's relative terms of reference, for this "fine young chap" was clearly my age (47) or older. Not exactly a spring chicken.

Not sure if it was an icebreaker or his priority issue, but one of the first things out of his mouth was, "Did you know they changed the name to College Ward?"

"Yes, yes I did." was all I could return. I had expected something meatier from a guy with no lit, a stealth website and a sole canvasser enraptured with the luster and salience of a name tag, if he was to, at all, capture my interest.

But, then, I'm in communications.

So many campaigns, especially at the local level, miss the mark despite their altruistic intentions and democratic valor. Even big campaigns with big money fail in making the big first, last and lasting impressions.

But I gave Mr. Delmage a generous opportunity to discuss the issues. I found him to generally be in the same ballpark of sanity as Larry O'Brien, although Delmage will only hold tax increases to the rate of inflation. He also had some interesting thoughts on waste management and responsible spending. It wasn't enough to secure a vote, but it was worth giving the benefit of consideration.

I have since learned of another filing in my ward, presumably at deadline as was Delmage. Laura Lee DOUPE is all we know. If Brett Delmage was below the radar, this bird's off the charts with absolutely no profile available.

Still, the incumbent Rick Chiarelli has had to step up to real campaign gear now. And I say "good", even for the simple benefit of the voter having a democratic choice.

Rick has been a much different Chiarelli this past term as opposed to the previous and, without question, vastly different from Mayor Bob. With the appetite for change as high as it is, there'll be the obvious tendency to blur the two Chiarelli's. He'll have his work cut out for him, if only for that reason.

With a little over a month to go, the campaign takes on all the compression and urgency of a federal or provincial election.

It's showtime. It's "go" time. Run Ricky Run!!

While We Were Sleeping: Breault Out In 5

Why does this come as no surprise. From CBC News...

Brault granted parole after serving five months

Jean Brault before his sentencing at the Montreal courthouse on May 5, 2006, in Montreal.

Let's break this story down, shall we?

1) Five months of a 30 month sentence. How could this be? Simple:

He files an invoice for 18 months, subcontracts the remainder and stashes the unserved time under the mattress in his jail cell.

Also noteworthy:

2) Chuck Guité, the director of the sponsorship program, was sentenced to 3½ years in prison for defrauding the federal government of approximately $1.5 million. He was released on bail pending an appeal of his conviction.

Delay, divert, misdirect. Good plan, Chuckie!

3) Executive Paul Coffin, of Coffin Communications, was released from prison in July after serving three months of an 18-month sentence.

He served that only after the shock and outcry over his "speaking sentence" to impressionable students on the value of "ethics". That's like having Conrad Black speak on, oh - I don't know...
say.... "ethics"!

4) Meanwhile, Jacques Paradis of Publicités Martin faces fraud charges in a criminal trial that is expected to begin in December.

See items 1, 2, and 3 for possible scenarios.

5) Chrétien, his former chief of staff Jean Pelletier and former minister Alfonso Gagliano have legally challenged the findings of the Gomery report, with the Federal Court expected to begin hearing the challenges in the spring of 2007.

Any wagers on the outcome? This will all likely be swept back under the rug at the exact moment Canadians go back to sleep on this issue.

Elsewhere in sports..........

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Step 1: Stop The Hemmoraging

Apply Direct Pressure:

Mayor Bob took the first steps this morning in attempting damage control and containment of his unravelling North-South Light Rail plan (see below entry).

This from CFRA News:

"Alain Carle is no longer the head of transit services. Carle took over the top job at OC Transpo from the retiring Gordon Diamond less than a year ago. It's not known yet whether Carle quit or was fired."

(Word from inside suggests the latter)

Do NOT Attempt To Clean The Wound:

It would seem that Mr. Chiarelli is attempting to quickly identify a scapegoat for this fiasco. It is, indeed, an embarrassing situation to have develop in the crucial phase of the election. With little time to repair such a complex problem, the best thing to do is point and blame.... right?

..ongoing...

The Crazy Train Delivers Again!!

Well, the so-called "done deal" with Mayor Bob Chiarelli's Light Rail legacy quest (something he thought he successfully fast-tracked through council earlier this year) appears to be coming off the rails.

The federal Treasury Board is delaying delivery of it's committed $200 million pending further review of the project.

Now, while Sue Sherring has it half-right in the Ottawa Sun today that both of Sideshow Bob's rivals, Alex Munter and Larry O'Brien, have sounded the alarm over the project, both asking that the deal be reviewed, it was O'Brien's letter two weeks ago to the TBS asking for assurances regarding due diligence and value for money that was the REAL catalyst.

Candidate O'Brien's motive for the request was the open letter Bob addressed to Munter and O'Brien suggesting they not bring the Light Rail issue into the campaign, with the assertion that it was a done deal and nobody wants to hear about it anymore.

O'Brien was suspicious about Sideshow Bob's impetus for such a move, since up until now, it had been a back-burner issue with both opponents, long ago, stating that as Mayor, they would review the project to assure there was value for money.

All that Chiarelli succeeded in doing by trying to sweep this one under the rug, is expose the weaknesses in the city's ability to execute the most important and most expensive transportation project in its history and raise questions about his own leadership abilities. LRT was the one major project for Bob to do that would leave his lasting DNA on and, as things look today, it appears that he can't close the deal. In fact, we learn today that Sideshow Bob hadn't even submitted the contract to the feds.

The circus is back in town, kids. For a brief history on the Ottawa Light Rail issue, feel free to view the video below. Just click play, sit back and enj....... no, make that "wonder".











Sunday, October 01, 2006

How Tie-ronach!

The new bloid trend with blend-branding famous couples as finally taken hold north of the 49th.

It's been a while in coming, but it looks like celebrity Canada is all growed up!

First, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston became the singular synonym "Bennifer".

Then came Lopez and Affleck, whom they tried fiercely to avoid repetition with but, eventually, they, too, were a Bennifer.

Pitt and Angelina Jolie soon became "Branjolina".

Now, Tie Domi and Belinda Stronach are now known as (according to my Hill inside sources)................. Drum roll PLEEZ!!.......................

Belomi!!!!!!!!!!

Pronounce as you see fit!

A little bit Tie-Ronach, doncha think??

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