Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Another Amuhrican Goobernatorial Campaign

What caught my eye was the fact that this guy's still living with his parents.

Then I find out his campaign messaging is primarily based around his YouTube videos.

Then I check his MySpace and find out he's at the top of his own list of heroes.

Then I find out he's getting a sh#tload of hits on his site.

Imagine my curiosity.

Imagine the mainstream media's curiosity.

Lesson?: As MSM continues circling the drain, this guy (for all his quirkiness) is getting his message out and maximizing what the web can deliver for a campaign.

One day......... er...... One Day... (shuddering at the thought), a lark like this might just blow the doors off a serious conventional campaign.

And, really, where's the fun in that?

Answer: Go back and read this post again... slower, if you must.

UPDATE: Then I find out that, if elected, he'll SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER!!

.... developing.....

Monday, October 30, 2006

"Our Parliament is a 3 POTTY System!!"

Yeah, I normally don't cross-post, but this was too irrestistable. If he/she had to pee in Kandahar, I guarantee that he/she would figure out quickly where and when to stand or squat!! Good, god!! If this is what "pizza parliament" breeds, better make sure you really want more parties than what we have already!!!!

Italy parliament fights over transgender MP toilet


... It's a tough, divisive, even "wedge" issue"! National defence, homeland security, health care, tax reform, ... it all hinges on this one debate: Does He or Doesn't She? F#%k it!!!!!! Just slap a "Members Only" sticker on one of the cans and let 'em all figure it out!!!

More of my weird discoveries HERE



Sunday, October 29, 2006

It's Not Easy. It's Just Right!

The brother of my son's girlfriend is currently stationed in Kandahar. Contributing to our ongoing concern is the fact that, not only is Michael performing in the field (most notably the Panjawaii theatre), but his fiancee, Sarah, is stationed in Kandahar at the main base.

It's difficult to write about. It's difficult to talk about.

For them, though, it's difficult work in a difficult place at a difficult time.

I hear people say it's a war we can't win.

"A war we can't win".... "A war we can't win".....

The words resonate within me. And I begin to seethe.

One: I've never heard of any such thing as a "popular" war. It has and always will be a LAST RESORT in international affairs. It comes as no surprise to me that there is an everpresent contingent of peacenicks that will always demonstrate against the very notion of military activity. But the purpose of this mission is to establish stability in that country and give Afghans their country back after years of oppressive Taliban rule.

Two: "A war we can't win". So, just cut and run. Leave it all to the locals who want and need us there to do the right thing, albeit the difficult thing. The defeatism is deafening sometimes.
Worse, it really sounds so very self-serving. "If I can't win, I won't play!" It's the tone and attitude of a generation that have enjoyed all the spoils of a giving democracy and have never known hardship; certainly not the kind being experienced by Afghan locals. It's the sound of selfishness bred by success and prosperity of the new "me" society.

Yesterday's National Post had a story about an Afghan Ambassador's wife.

"Everywhere I go in Canada," Mrs. Samad says, "I get asked: 'What's going on with the women and children?' 'Do Canada's 2,200 soldiers really make a difference?' And then there are people who come up to me and say: 'Aren't our soldiers killing innocent civilians?' 'Don't you hate us?!'

"And I tell them: 'Absolutely not.' If you were to take a poll in Afghanistan, 95% of the people -- or even higher -- desperately want Canadians there, want the other international coalition there. They realize how important it is because they've gone through 23 years of war, and they don't want the Taliban returning."

Three: We can all dislike war. We can all dislike agression. We can all prefer Canada's role in the world as that of "peacekeeper". But before there is any peace to KEEP, we better get busy making some. In order to do that, we're going to get a little dirty because the enemy adheres to no rules of engagement and shares no common value for human life.

It's not an easy thing. It's just the right thing.

Godspeed, Garbi. But "git'erdun"!!!